Seven of the Naughtiest Things to Do in Las Vegas

Las Vegas is known as Sin City and is considered the ideal place to “get naughty.” After all, there is no shortage of opportunities there when it comes to having fun to the point where things get raunchy.

So what are the seven naughtiest things one can do in Las Vegas in order to for your “naughty” side to emerge? There are a plenty of choices, so here are a few of the more common ones – and the more extreme ones.

1) Strip club hopping
Las Vegas doesn’t lack for the strip clubs. Some are high-end and then there are those more commonly found in other cities around the country. Regardless, there are plenty of choose from. The best part is many of them are concentrated in an area just off Interstate 15 and only a few blocks away from the casino resorts found on South Las Vegas Boulevard, commonly known as The Strip.

Many are concentrated with a few blocks of each other, so it is relatively easy to take in a few on one given night filled with lap dances and topless showcases. Arguably the best to begin with is Crazy Horse III due to their neon parties, hot girls, and a chance to catch a celebrity there. However, more high-end ones such as Spearmint Rhino, Treasures (with also has a buffet), and Sapphire (partially by a pool). Also, there is Olympic Gardens which has an all-male revue upstairs and an all-ladies show downstairs which might be perfect for visiting couples.

2) The Nightclub Tour
For just plain fun, take in the various nightclubs. This is the area where Sin City is truly known for. Each casino has its own standout night club or two. Then, there are a few more besides that. So you can easily take them in, especially by using unique services as the Las Vegas Club Crawl. This service allow you to visit three night clubs on one night.

Whether it is the exotic Tao night club in the Venetian which has private sky boxes and dancers on hanging down from the ceiling, the DJ-fueled Hakassan at MGM Grand which spans five floors and 60,000 square feet, the Cosmopolitan’s Marquee and its 40-foot video screen and three large rooms, the red-colored and stylish Wynn social at the Wynn and its indoor waterfall, or the new and brilliant Omnia at Caesar’s Palace, there is plenty to choose from. You may need to do the crawl multiple times.

3) Find the right room in town
The saying of “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” is partially because the resorts cater to delicious dalliances and intimate evenings for singles and couples alike. Those who are looking for romance may want to find the perfect erotic room to experience such love and lust.

Just off the Strip is the Palms Casino Resort off Flamingo Road on the west side of the I-15. The Palms is known for themed rooms such as “The Erotic Suite.” One can easily get a room with kinky accessories or a stripper’s pole or even a rotating bed under a ceiling mirror.

4) Hitting the (topless) pool
Las Vegas is in a desert, so the temperature cranks up during the summer months. So that would be a good time to head to one of the numerous resort pool clubs along The Strip, especially the ones where clothing above the navel sometimes is optional.

Enjoying a pool party where there are many topless party-goers can make for quite a site, especially with DJ music blaring in the background. Some places like the Naked Pool at the Artisan features VIP cabanas and daybeds. Other highly-rated pool parties can be found at Bare Pool at the Mirage, DayDream Pool Club at The M Resort, the Sapphire Pool which actually is owned by the Sapphire strip club, and Tao Bach at The Venetian.

5) Learn to shed clothing, Vegas-style
For some, there is even an opportunity to learn how to work a pole or to strip. Planet Hollywood has a Strippers 101 studio. There, they can teach a woman how to lap dance or use the stripper’s pole for an exotic dance. It is an unusual activity, but the classes are always well attended. There are other options such as the X Burlesque University at the Flamingo Hotel.

6) Swing into a “social” club
If a couple really wants to get into the swing of things, then a swinger’s club such as the Green Door on East Sahara Avenue may be ideal. Enjoy and experience the action or just watch. There is a couples only area for those who want to avoid the single person wandering about. There are also specialty rooms such as The Dungeon, The Fountain Room, and the Sexagon.

However, if you are looking for multiple willing partners in this social activity, a price of $70 per couple isn’t asking for a lot to experience such an evening.

7) Travel to the ranch (and its girls)
For all of its nickname, Las Vegas does have some restrictions. For instance, prostitution is officially illegal within city and Clark County limits. All that means to in taking a car drive an hour west to the town of Pahrump and visit Sheri’s Ranch, the nearest legal brothel to the city. It is perfectly legal to go in there and meet the ladies on the ranch to experience sexual joy and fulfillment legally.


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